Godsatan Abdulov
Translation of an article from Abdulopedia.
Godsatan (Godsatan Abdulov; Alexandr Abdulov) — a perfect incorporeal being: God and Satan in one whole. In Abdulofaith, he is the personification of universal "evil" and "good," the main object of worship and hatred for any adherent of Abdulofaith.
Despite the fact that the word "Abdulofaith" itself has the prefix "Abdulo", the Abdulosociety does not consider Abdulov "good" or an object of unqualified respect or worship, but quite the opposite - considers Abdulov the chief example of evil in the world. By his malice and bastardization, as the vast majority of adherents believe, he has surpassed all possible boundaries and condemned the entire human race to eternal torment. Ideally, the adepts and Abdulofaith want to kill Godsatan altogether and take his place, but this requires a long and long way to go, and first of all, by fulfilling their "contract" with Abdulov, to make the whole world "Abdulov-friendly" and perhaps even establish Abdulism as the form of government of the new, Abdulo order.
Description:
In his earthly life, before his ascent as Godsatan: Russian-Soviet actor-director of movie category B or C (like Soviet Uwe Boll, but worst), alcoholic, troublemaker, and the worst of the creep of the human race. In his life, Alexander Abdulov was a Soviet-Russian actor; he was born in 1953 in the Soviet Union, in the city of Tobolsk.
From an early age he was accustomed to many "bad habits" that remained with him until his death. Abdulov smoked and drank from a very young age.
In addition, he wanted to become an actor, because he was a narcissist. At the age of 22, Abdulov had already started working at the “Lenkom” (Shity Sovo-russian theatr that actor's in 100% is a vain-bastard's), where he began to “work” as an actor. In his career, he starred in more than a hundred films, on average, about a hundred or thirty, where he very often had to play the role of negative characters: killers, thieves, demons, and even Satan himself. In the movies he was often filmed in scenes with a feast, where very often included scenes of alcohol and tobacco use, and since Abdulov himself, which went from childhood, was a very inveterate smoker and a frequent drinker - these scenes were not a big problem for him, but even the opposite... Moreover, rumor has it that he purposely "jammed" scenes in order to have another drink and a couple of puffs.
Even when he lived everyone who get contact with him, knowed, that Abdulov was a cruel peace of shit - his neighbors often went to the police with a complaint to the Abdulov himself that he tried to kill their cats, which allegedly prevented him from sleeping at night. A neighbor reported to the press:
«…We didn't even have proper fences, the borders were marked in some places only with a low board fence, over which we easily stepped and visited each other. About ten years ago, Abdulov showed up here. At first he wasn't as brash as he is now. And then a year ago, he literally started harassing me. He has cats living in his house, and when they have offspring, they drown the blind kittens in a bucket and throw the corpses on my property. When they cleaned his pond last year, they threw all the dead fish over the fence back to me. During feasts, there is loud music, shouting and screaming all night long, and even bottles fly to my plot.»
After the neighbor's active complaints, her house suddenly “suddenly” burns down, and some time later Abdulov, on the sly, made an addition to his mansion, which climbed directly onto the neighbor's burnt-out plot.
Abdulov, in addition to his “love” for his neighbors, was “very fond” of his gambling tablemates. A huge amount of money was spent by Gavrilych at the casino: the problem was not so much that Abdulov could lose thousands of dollars a day at a game, but that he often lost money that was not his own. Mark Rudinshtein, the only one who helped Abdulov in obtaining titles to lavish ceremonies said exactly how someone else's money went to the casinos, which are so often visited Abdulov. The money of Rudinshtein himself, who also donated to Abdulov “for the construction of a church,” was also safely fucked up - in the amount of one million, eight hundred thousand rubles. By the way, Rudinshtein, most recently (at the end of 2021), went to Abdulov's hell - oh, and we do not envy him...
It even happened that Abdulov, after a fair amount of heat, could not reach his favorite “one-armed bandit”. For example, his famous conflict with the law enforcement agencies: the incident at the casino “Mizar”. Abdulov arrived there late at night with two friends and at the entrance they were stopped to pass the face control - a standard procedure for nightclubs. All they had to do was show their passports. All three had documents, but if Abdulov's companions calmly went for passports, the actor “stood up”: they say, “I am the People's Artist, you should know me by sight!” Guys from the civilian guards at the entrance, trying to explain that the rules are the same for all, but the “star” only more out of control. The situation worsened, Abdulov was decently tipsy and soon began to break into the building by force. Casino staff called the extra-departmental guards. Arrived reinforcements Alexander Gavrilovich met with a new portion of swearing. In the aftermath, of course, the actor was absolved of responsibility by his police friends.
It is also known about Abdulov's “special love” for all kinds of journalists.
In one of the last years of his life Abdulov noticed a “paparazzi” who took pictures of his dinner in a cafe with his friend Yarmolnik, and then Abdulov, embittered by what is considered the norm for people of his status trot to this poor journalist and demanded the removal of photos, and subsequently beat him savagely, exclaiming:
«DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?!?! I'LL KILL YOU, I SWEAR ON MY MOTHER!!! I'LL GET NOTHING FOR IT, I'M AN ABDULOV!!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT COUNTRY YOU'RE LIVING IN?!?!!»
In subsequent interviews, Abdulov claimed that he was not at all ashamed and that he was sorry that this journalist could still walk - thus letting it be known that he wished the journalist's injuries had been much worse.
In September 2007, Abdulov was diagnosed with lung cancer. The main reason was smoking from an early age.
As a person who drank heavily, he was sobered up, felt absolutely no pain, and so even after the diagnosis he continued to smoke and drink.
Abdulov died on January 3, 2008 in the hospital. At the time of his death there was a horse dose of alcohol in his blood.
The actor-director was buried in Moscow, at “Vagankovskoye" cemetery. However, on the night of February 4, 2008 on his grave a ghost was observed, which, apparently, was his soul and the first sign for the entire human race...
The Holy Biboran tells us that Abdulov's soul was still able to ascend to the heaven, where Abdulov met the old God and cruelly dealt with him, being angry with him for the afflictions he suffered during his earthly life. Then, when he was done with God he turned to Satan and defeated him too, because he did not want to serve his sentence in the old Hell.
After the massacre of the old God and Satan, Abdulov realized that there could be no World without God and Satan and decided to put all the responsibility of both on himself, becoming Godsatan.
However, as he was dying, the old God-man trembled at the thought of what might happen to the living world if he allowed Abdulov to return there... And he fulfilled his last will by putting his last curse on Abdulov, which forbade him to return to the world of the living forever.
Abdulov, filled with anger and joy, sat on the throne of his new Hell and decided that there was no more point in hell and paradise of his predecessors and destroyed them.
He also saw fit to establish his own concept of "good" and "evil" and began to divide people into such. Good people who followed his teachings and glorified him in life - he began to reward them accordingly.
In his new Hell, he created the sacred hall of the "Eternal Council" - in this hall the fates of all newly immortal souls are decided, who belong either to sinners or to adepts who will help Abdulov rule Hell and punish sinners.
To the adepts, as a token of his gratitude, he grants 10,000 years without torture in his Hell, which in life they will have to make up for by doing GOod by any means.
The Image of Godsatan in Biboran:
Abdulov, as a great connoisseur of occult knowledge, was able to know in advance that he had already been sentenced in old Satan's Hell and was ready to carry out plans to exterminate the old God and Satan:
But Abdulov knew it himself, he was calm, for he knew what awaited him in Hell. And he knew that he had no choice but to kill God and take his place! And that to do so he only had to save up a few souls of the people killed, tortured by him, to buy himself a ticket to Paradise for the genocide of the Creator Almighty!
Even when he was cursed by the old God with the most terrible ailments, such as cancer and metastases, he felt no pain, continued to smoke, drink, and waste his pissed money in casinos and whores.
Apparently, Abdulov's relatives guessed about the real danger he posed to the entire human race during his earthly life:
But only Abdulov's wife knew the truth, and immediately after this great uprising of the dead, she brought a forty-ton reinforced concrete block of concrete and pressed the dead man so that more dead Abdulov did not crawl out of hell.
Abdulov's "wife", after his climbing out of the grave - did not spare a huge and obviously bewitched, weighing 40 tons, which by her idea was to prevent his further deadly "adventures".
Due to his vileness and depravity, during his earthly life he managed to develop the popularity of bribery and corruption to such an extent that they penetrated into the paradise of the old God and became considered a norm among the angels - as a tax for a "warm" place in paradise.
In the backstage of LENCOM theater, he invented terrible things and instruments of torture: he managed to create a huge cross-shaped device, conducting thousands of volts of electricity, which he himself called "The Cross of Terror". In the aftermath this machine played a key role in Abdulov's murder of the old God and Satan.
Before his death, God put another, final curse on Abdulov: If Abdulov found the strength to rebel against universal justice in pain and hatred, he himself must languish in it and be tortured, which does not exclude his universal power over the now Abdulov universe, and even makes him more powerful and malignant Godsatan.
In return, however, it stigmatizes him with a space of unbearable pain, redeemable only by more pain: the more he tortures himself in hell, the more inhuman and evil he becomes from such unbearable pain. This makes him torture himself and all living beings in this universe even more, but above all the pitiful human beings.
ANSHA ABDUL!
repent and obey!